The Shiny Talentless Ass

Kim Kardashian’s ass. For some reason this has been a news story before, but ever-clinging to fame, this exhausting diva of reality shows has now showcased her glistening shank on the cover of Paper Magazine. No one should be surprised and if you are, you have not grasped the world we

The New Racism

“Hey, I’m not racist but ...” I always love to hear that statement because everything after that is the soft-porn of racism. “Hey, I’m not racist or anything but why can’t those people get off of welfare?” “I’m not racist, but I think that Somali women can’t drive.” “Is it racist to say that